Am I the only person who wants to sit this woman down, feed her an entire pig in order for her to get a bit of meat on her body, and then delicately teach her a few different ways to do her eye liner while shoveling French fries into her mouth while she stands on a scale until she is the appropriate weight?
I mean, I know she’s athletic and all… but sometimes I just want to feed all the really skinny people. And re-do their eyeliner.
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We went to one of my favourite places in the whole wide world. Saltspring Island. Here are some pictures of what we saw. Because I am a lazy bum, and don’t feel like writing about these since it is so long overudue. The places we went were Saltspring Island Cheese, Moonstruck …somethingsomething Cheese, some other farm with sheep and ponies, and then to Saltspring Island Vineyards, which really honestly and truly has the best blackberry port I’ve ever tasted in my life. It is AWESOME over ice cream.
Thank you sheep, for making my cheese.
BEST BLACKBERRY PORT EVAAR WUZ HURR.
The other day I dragged Mike up to Mt. Tolmie to see the city while the sun set. This is what we saw:
Isn’t Victoria gorgeous? Don’t you miss it All-you-people-who-have-moved-away-but-still-bother-to-read-my-blog.-Especially-Becky?
The aforementioned should probably move closer to me before I have to move closer to her. And with her current opinion of the town of which she is residing, I don’t think she wants me to move there in order to save me.
The next day (or so) it was off to Fisherman’s to see the floating houses and to eat fish and chips (or a butter tart in my case)
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"We are all born mad. Some remain so" - Samuel Becket in Waiting for Godot
