Am I the only person who wants to sit this woman down, feed her an entire pig in order for her to get a bit of meat on her body, and then delicately teach her a few different ways to do her eye liner while shoveling French fries into her mouth while she stands on a scale until she is the appropriate weight?

I mean, I know she’s athletic and all… but sometimes I just want to feed all the really skinny people.  And re-do their eyeliner.

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